NIGERIAN POLITICIANS

If you respect
A Nigerian politician
You have earned
My full disrespect.

If you honour
A Nigerian politician
You have earned
The title of a dishonorable.

If you promote
A Nigerian politician
You have promoted
Yourself to a prostitute.

If you trust
A Nigerian politician
You are totally
Untrustworthy.

If you are a politician
In Nigeria, you are
A scumbag filled
With scum… Unless

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